worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
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