He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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