just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
She's just so happy...and so naked.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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