JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
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Do I have a choice?
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Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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