I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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