Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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