they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Who did Billy Mays play for?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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