The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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