yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
