The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Houston, we have a blender
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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