love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
