he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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