Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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