yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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