Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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