Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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