i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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