Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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