it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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