Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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