my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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