Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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