he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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