He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
