Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
This is my gift to your gina
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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