i permit you to call me
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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