Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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