is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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