shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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