Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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