I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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