I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Even my vagina gasped.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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