Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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