after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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