I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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