ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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