why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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