I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
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