it wasn't lemon gatorade
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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