Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
i've created a new STD.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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