omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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