I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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