OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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