this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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