Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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