Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
