i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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