Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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