he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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