you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
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