all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Farmville is her only friend.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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