I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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