I am in a vortex of obligation.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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