Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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