So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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