I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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